Q. Where do you get your IDEAS?
A. All ideas originate in Seattle.
If you would like an IDEA of your very own, mail a check payable to "IDEAS" to the following address:
The price of ideas varies according to the quality. The more money you send, the better the idea you will receive. Each idea is printed on high quality archival card stock and includes a certificate of authenticity guaranteeing that your idea is 100% original and one of a kind.
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